Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Vaspers

SS via DS

personal crap...and
your writing style is dull as
you do it. You're so

crap...and your writing
style is dull as you do it.
You're so desperate

style is dull as you
do it. You're so desperate
for attention, so

you do it. You're so
desperate for attention,
so sleazy, and so

value (hoping to
attract readers), with titles
like "Microsoft Sucks",

attract readers), with
titles like "Microsoft Sucks",
"I'm sick of Google",

readers), with titles
like "Microsoft Sucks", "I'm sick
of Google", "Outing

like "Microsoft Sucks",
"I'm sick of Google", "Outing
myself as a

"I'm sick of Google",
"Outing myself as a
or "I'd kill myself

of Google", "Outing
myself as a or "I'd
kill myself but that

"Outing myself as
a or "I'd kill myself
but that would please too

myself as a
or "I'd kill myself but that
would please too many

as a or "I'd
kill myself but that would please
too many of you

or "I'd kill myself
but that would please too many
of you morons". You

kill myself but that
would please too many of you
morons". You decide

but that would please too
many of you morons". You
decide to try to

would please too many
of you morons". You decide
to try to copy

please too many of
you morons". You decide to
try to copy the

of you morons". You
decide to try to copy
the eccentric or

Secret, Weblogsinc.,
Federated Media
Publishing, Boing Boing,

other successful,
inimitable bloggers
and ventures. You

posting their photos,
and even information
about where you live

photos, and even
information about where
you live and where your

where you live and where
your kids go to school, church, play,
or shopping...with no

where your kids go to
school, church, play, or shopping...with
no regard for their

go to school, church, play,
or shopping...with no regard
for their safety

to school, church, play, or
shopping...with no regard for
their safety and

or shopping...with no
regard for their safety
and privacy. Do

no regard for their
safety and privacy.
Do you ignore the

Do you ignore the
news reports about online
predators who seek

news reports about
online predators who seek
children to kidnap,

online predators
who seek children to kidnap,
torture, rape,

you're magically
immune from these deviants,
because you're on some

because you're on some
mystical path that makes
the Universe grant

mystical path that
makes the Universe grant
you special favors?

path that makes the
Universe grant you special
favors? Then you're more

Universe grant you
special favors? Then you're more
insane than I

special favors? Then
you're more insane than I
thought you were. You

favors? Then you're more
insane than I thought you
were. You begin

you're more insane than
I thought you were. You
begin to publish

insane than I
thought you were. You begin
to publish posts you

you know are stupid,
worthless, unhelpful...just so
you can display yet

yet another in
the infinite series of
photos of YOURSELF!

infinite series
of photos of YOURSELF! (ugh!!!)
If you must look at

series of photos
of YOURSELF! (ugh!!!) If you must
look at yourself so

of YOURSELF! (ugh!!!) If
you must look at yourself so
much, why not take up

(ugh!!!) If you must look
at yourself so much, why not
take up permanent

so much, why not take
up permanent residence
in a hall of

in a hall of
mirrors? When a blog is
full of photos of

mirrors? When a
blog is full of photos of
the blogger, we can't

is full of photos
of the blogger, we can't help
but wonder when the

blogger, we can't help
but wonder when the blogger
will get a life

but wonder when the
blogger will get a life
and do something

will get a life
and do something beside
gaze lovingly at

get a life and
do something beside gaze
lovingly at their

something beside
gaze lovingly at their own
unremarkable

degenerates
from a business or
marketing blog, to

or marketing blog,
to a blog about one
of your hobbies, or

marketing blog, to
a blog about one of
your hobbies, or how

blog, to a blog
about one of your hobbies,
or how you're building

a blog about
one of your hobbies, or how
you're building a

about one of your
hobbies, or how you're building
a new home,

one of your hobbies,
or how you're building a
new home, or ...and

of your hobbies, or
how you're building a new
home, or ...and you

or how you're building
a new home, or ...and
you seriously

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